Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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