What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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