i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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