singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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