How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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