i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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