Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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