Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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