with your own penis?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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