No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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