it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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