Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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