She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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