my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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