I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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