I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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