i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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