I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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