do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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