I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
What drink are we having for lunch?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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