TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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