But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
