how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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