So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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