Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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