i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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