so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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