omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
they're like a gay fantastic four
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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