just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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