Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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