At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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