I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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