I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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