Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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