Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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