I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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