just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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