how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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