Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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