Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
