i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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