all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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