DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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