omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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