They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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