May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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