she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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