you're like a bully in the Christmas story
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
