you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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