Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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