well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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