Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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