Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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