i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
she told me i tasted like america
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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