dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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